Truth, Covered in Obscurity

I've got this friend who makes me feel -- with his air guitar, he could win the Championship in Finland. Problem is, he thinks he it will shred his credibility in the landscape business. I assured him, the people attending at the Varsity Theater will not be the same people owning the strip malls you will be furnishing with foliage. I encouraged him to wear a mask and perform, as costumes have often overshadowed another competitor's superior performance, right, Bjorn Turoque? Well, here's to hoping I can get the shy closet Quadropheniac on the damn stage -- I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield...

-Leif